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My name is Titus and I live in San Marcos/San Antonio/Austin, TX. Type typicaltitus.tumblr.com/ask into your browser to submit questions. Previously titusradicalis, too-illmatic, and xrgamadeus. Twitter, Instagram, and Soundcloud: @typicaltitus Blogs: filoskepsis.blogspot.com (not active) linwcc.blogspot.com (not active)
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August 15 2014
1-200
- Anonymous
FROM WAY EARLIER TODAY SORRY FOR TAKING LONG TIME YOU WANTED ALL SO FUCK HERE WE GO AND IM TIPSY AND STONED SO FUCK
200: My crush’s name is: 
I mean I dont really have one
199: I was born in:
Amarillo, TX
198: I am really:
..
197: My cellphone company is:
..
196: My eye color is:
brn
195: My shoe size is:
aye big enough
194: My ring size is:
I have no ficking clue?
193: My height is:
6ft 3
192: I am allergic to:
money hungry bitches and mark ass tricks
191: My 1st car was:
1999 Mercury Mountaineer
190: My 1st job was:
Ranch hand for an old dud enamed waylon
189: Last book you read:
Factotum by bukowski again
188: My bed is:
comfy
187: My pet:
fuck animals
186: My best friend:
(s) are cool as fiuck yoooo
185: My favorite shampoo is:
gimme dat herbal essence
184: Xbox or ps3:
neeither ill take an mpc
183: Piggy banks are:
for pussy i use a mean Javelina bank
182: In my pockets:
cigarettes, lighter, keys, wallet with no money, and zig zags
181: On my calendar:
brother ali and shabazz palaces ssss
180: Marriage is:
highly fucking UNDERATED
179: Spongebob can:
fuck off hes annoying tbh
178: My mom:
thinks she works my nerves but I know shes jus t pushing me to get what i deserve
177: The last three songs I bought were?
whateer the last three songs on Float by Aesop Rock are
176: Last YouTube video watched:
the one with the kid on live tv for the first time it was dope better reporting than FOX
175: How many cousins do you have?
My moms fam is from mexico and my dads is trailer trash so i have like billions
174: Do you have any siblings?
2 brothers
173: Are your parents divorced?
nah happily married
172: Are you taller than your mom?
way taller
171: Do you play an instrument?
only your mamas fillopian tupes
170: What did you do yesterday?
i dont remember…oh ya shitty band at the shitty coffee house in amarillo
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
Sure. love is a choice
168: Luck:
oh hell ya. 
167: Fate:
nah, not any predetermined type fate
166: Yourself:
sometimes but not as much as i should
165: Aliens:
Yo i aint gonna deny that shit
164: Heaven:
I hope
163: Hell:
I hope
162: God:
I hope
161: Horoscopes:
If only it wer that easy
160: Soul mates:
maybe?
159: Ghosts:
undoubtedly i been seeing some ghosts
158: Gay Marriage:
how do i not believe in sometlhing that actually exists…? but ya i agree with it
157: War:
again, it happens so…but i mean no i dont think it should happen
156: Orbs:
wtf
155: Magic:
body of christ motehr fucker
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
both i guess
153: Drunk or High:
high for sure 
152: Phone or Online:
phone
151: Red heads or Black haired:
I love women from acros the rainbow
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
blondes in the sun and brunettes in the shade
149: Hot or cold:
tepid
148: Summer or winter:
both i gotta have em both
147: Autumn or Spring:
autumn fuck spring
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
vanilla
145: Night or Day:
just depends on when im awake i guess i dont give a fuck about time
144: Oranges or Apples:
shiiit. i dont know
143: Curly or Straight hair:
i have straight hair so i guess i gotta have that right?
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
mcdonalds even though they are soul sucking master capitalists feeding our people shit and raping their employees..bk is just garbage
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
I dont now 
140: Mac or PC:
mac
139: Flip flops or high heals:
high heels fuck that opened toed shit i aint tryna see your crusty toes or wack paint
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
sweet and poor fuck the rich ugly people
137: Coke or Pepsi:
coc
136: Hillary or Obama:
Imma take Bill
135: Burried or cremated:
Chop my ass up and feed me to my enemies
134: Singing or Dancing:
both lets get live
133: Coach or Chanel:
//
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
I dont know  those names but i hate them because them some wack names
131: Small town or Big city:
I like both honestly just depends on the mood
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
target fuck wal mart 
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler because Ben Stiller isnt even funny
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
gimme both im comfortable in my sexuality
127: East Coast or West Coast:
SOUTH COAST TILL I DIE TRILL TEXXXAS FUQBOIIIS
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Christmas because nos chool or work
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
Flowers because i like good smellin shit
124: Disney or Six Flags:
Six Flags becasue texas
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
fuck em both Diamondbacks till i die
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War:
See Just War Theory - Thomas Aquinas (http://ethics.sandiego.edu/Books/Texts/Aquinas/JustWar.html)
121: George Bush:
hates black people
120: Gay Marriage:
its a right
119: The presidential election:
kinda fucked but it could be worse i mean i voted for obama but the process is far from perfect
118: Abortion:
not my place to form an opinion
117: MySpace:
I wonder if Tom ever got laid because of that shit
116: Reality TV:
fuck it i hate that shit
115: Parents:
deserve respect if they respect you and disciplining you and teaching you morals is not disresecting you 
114: Back stabbers:
yo honestly fuck them its my biggest peeve
113: Ebay:
good i guess but you should have to pay taxes sorry bout it
112: Facebook:
too many old racist cousins
111: Work:
fuck a job
110: My Neighbors:
they cool
109: Gas Prices:
driven up by conservative economic policy
108: Designer Clothes:
fuck em gimme dat fruit of the loom
107: College:
a neccessary time waste
106: Sports:
indifferent
105: My family:
loving and with the best intentions
104: The future:
unsure about the world, but sure of myself

[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
like 30 minutes ago when i hugged my homie wang
102: Last time you ate:
earlier today at chick express
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
today at church, yes i go to church on Catholic Holy Days of Obligations that shit soothes me 
100: Cried in front of someone:
long story but it was in front of Bond my brother
99: Went to a movie theater:
last week to see TNMT
98: Took a vacation:
Im on one rn
97: Swam in a pool:
its been awhile, i aint the water type
96: Changed a diaper:
when your mother and I gave birth to you
95: Got my nails done:
been too long tho
94: Went to a wedding:
last november in the budding metropolis of wagoner oklahoma
93: Broke a bone:
awhile ago but it was my arm fuck with me
92: Got a peircing:
never
91: Broke the law:
currently 
90: Texted:
talking to my ex aidan right now././
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
all of my friends but lately Wang has been on a roll
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
my friends and the asian community at large
87: The last movie I saw:
Super Ex Girlfriend fuck with that
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
being in san marcos with my other friends
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
leaving emily behind
84: People call me:
Tits and asshole but it comes with teh territory
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
do instead of say
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
that is a statement that already answers the inteded implications yo
81: My zodiac sign is:
scorpio go see if we compatible and let me know
80: The first person i talked to today was:
Ko
79: First time you had a crush:
When i came out the womb and saw your mom dm me on twitter
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
emily
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
Every time the asians are talking in thai i can pick up the context and we are onlike the same wave length and that shit is crasy becaue idont speak a lick of thai
76: Right now I am talking to:
J DILLA OF COURSE
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
bang your mother in the hallway closet at the nursing home
74: I have/will get a job:
maybe
73: Tomorrow:
my parents move into their new hosue on the lake im proud of em
72: Today:
was cool i gues
71: Next Summer:
im going to Thailand
70: Next Weekend:
ill be fucked up in SM
69: I have these pets:
no i dont
68: The worst sound in the world:
gunshots
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
emily
66: People that make you happy:
The list is too long thankfully
65: Last time I cried:
why you tryna make me look like a mark?
64: My friends are:
cool as motherfuk
63: My computer is:
a mac book pro first thing i bought myself 
62: My School:
is Texas State and people go to UT so they can party with bobcats bittttch
61: My Car:
is the Garden, the destination, exactly where you need to be
60: I lose all respect for people who:
are not loyal 
59: The movie I cried at was:
I been cryin at movies all the time lately
58: Your hair color is:
brown
57: TV shows you watch:
nah
56: Favorite web site:
iep
55: Your dream vacation:
funkytown with ya mom
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
shingles yo fuck that shit
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
based
52: My room is:
empty beceause moving
51: My favorite celebrity is:
brad pitt i wanna be him
50: Where would you like to be:
honestly high as fuck in my car holding hnads with emily but we cant all get what we want
49: Do you want children:
ya i want as many as my wife wants
48: Ever been in love:
in love and it is the worst feeling unrequited
47: Who’s your best friend:
Fuck why you keep asking heres the short list: Bank, Bond, Ko, Petch, Wang, Ryan, ME, Weston, Cool John, Eggroll Mike, Leo, Quasimoto, Gio, Jade, Tony, and Malik
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
Guy friends because i fall too easily 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
rainy days and cigarettes with some soft rock in the background
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
emily
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
Fuck living for tomorrow when people are dying today
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
1. Live
41: Have you pre-named your children:
Ya. Fam tradition - first born son gotta be Timothy
40: Last person I got mad at:
Wang because motherfucker doesnt by his own smokes
39: I would like to move to:
Greece or Austin proper
38: I wish I was a professional:
baller

[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy:
Ya moms 
36: Vehicle:
For sure the batmobile from the George Clooney batman
35: President:
Bill Clinton
34: State visited:
Texas it dont get better than paradise
33: Cellphone provider:
wtf who fucking cares thats irrelevant
32: Athlete:
Imma go with OJ Simpson on this one not guilty yall
31: Actor:
Brad Pitt i wanna be that guy
30: Actress:
Does Sarah Palin count? Besst comedian in the game fo sho
29: Singer:
Frank Ocean
28: Band:
Atmosphere
27: Clothing store:
Google
26: Grocery store:
pac n sac
25: TV show:
West Wing or Mad Men
24: Movie:
I dont know i been fucking with breakfast club hard now for a long time
23: Website:
 or christian mingle or iep
22: Animal:
fuck all animals except birds fuck them more than the others
21: Theme park:
life yo
20: Holiday:
ya moms bday
19: Sport to watch:
Soccer is the only one i can stand 
18: Sport to play:
baseball because i was actually good as shit i been playin club in high school
17: Magazine:
NOT A JOKE - Ebony because damn its classier than playboy
16: Book:
word i dont have one
15: Day of the week:
friday or thursday
14: Beach:
breakdance beach
13: Concert attended:
prolly Blueprint in ATX, Atmosphere in OKC, or fucking Nat Plastic at Triple Crown, SMTX
12: Thing to cook:
Ramen
11: Food:
Oh shit idk prolly taco bell
10: Restaurant:
fucking Thai House for sure
9: Radio station:
CNN is the only radio staition i listen to
8: Yankee candle scent:
FUCK YOUR PRODUCT PLACEMENT 
7: Perfume:
The good shit
6: Flower:
Petunia
5: Color:
maroon and gold for life
4: Talk show host:
Steven Colbert
3: Comedian:
Rick Perry
2: Dog breed:
only dog i would own is a mini poodle
1: did you answer all these truthfully?
FUCK You for questioning my honesty this early in the relationship when i have given you no reason to misstrust
— (via crimsonchastity)
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